A Wild Sebasaurus Wanders Across The Internets

Nanoscaffolding regrows limbs, organs

sebasaurus — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:47:22 +0000

http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/11/19/nanoscaffolding-regrows-limbs-organs

BONUS: Article uses term "sex organ".

anyone want to start a “when rumsfeld’s indictment gets announced” pool

sebasaurus — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:43:15 +0000

…see title for more info.

:p ;)

sebasaurus — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:05:06 +0000

today’s edition of: How I write on the internet, brought to you by the illustrious sebrontosaurus!

to me :p* means what it looks like: me smiling and sticking my tongue out after you after I just made a joke. It’s gotcha/jk+lol… all that garbage packed into one: I’m laughing at a joke I made at your expense, but I’m showing you that I mean no ill will. That’s why I made the smiley, because I thought something was funny enough that I wanted to share the joke with you!

means a friendly conspiracy. As in, I’m explaining a joke that not everyone else would get (usually by putting us at odds with someone else or saying something suggestive), but I know you’ll know what I meant as soon as you see me winking. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I’m reminding you that my last sentence had multiple meanings, and I’m laughing at one of them. **

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*Note, this is different from , which is the face I make after a really stupid pun, because it is the kind of face a mouthbreather laughing at a pun (see: me) makes after making a really bad pun.***

**Ed–a sentence about multiple meanings having multiple meanings? you’ve gone mad!

Yep. –s

***Ed- There’s no such thing as a bad pun! tell me that this sentence can’t be improved: “cartoonist found dead in home. Details are not fully penned in yet.”

…I don’t get it.–s

·_· -Ed

-ps, did you see what i did there with the title :p

Today, on “shit I read on the internet that bothers me enough that I need to write a post complaining about it”:

sebasaurus — Sun, 17 May 2009 14:50:09 +0000

"’I’m a guy who doesn’t see anything good having come from the Internet,’ said Sony Pictures Entertainment chief executive officer Michael Lynton. ‘Period.’"

another addition to the list of "luddite retards afraid of progress who are somehow in positions of power".

http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-uniqlo-nabs-deyn-bad-internet-classic-martha-2136751?src=rss/recentstories/20090515

PS. This post only serves to solidify my high standing on the list "people on the internet making mostly non-productive derogatory remarks about idiots they read about on the internet".

PPS. today is "extremely descriptive titles of things put in quotation marks" day

Kung Fu Porn

sebasaurus — Sun, 17 May 2009 14:24:20 +0000

http://www.redtube.com/461

Do better than this, internet. I dare you.

NSFW, obvs.

Need some totally awesome driving music?

sebasaurus — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:09:10 +0000

Look no further:

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4143340/Mario_Kart_Wii_Complete_Soundtrack_(135_songs_ripped__official_m

(Note: The author does not condone the current state of intellectual property laws in this country and thusly encourages you to pirate the fuck out of everything until commerical enterprises are forced to acknowledge the realities of the technologoical world we live in. That said, if you like something, /support the artist/.)

pdf Application

sebasaurus — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:54:02 +0000

http://code.google.com/p/formulatepro

If you’re on OS X and hate Adobe Reader, get this shizz. It’s much faster and loading and allows you to edit. Take that, proprietary formats.

Beauty

sebasaurus — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:32:17 +0000

Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, it is everywhere and everything that surrounds us. All that lies within the beholders’ eyes is the ability and desire to see, observe, and appreciate that beauty.
(all links set to open in new windows for easy viewing)

Caprica Pilot

sebasaurus — Wed, 13 May 2009 19:35:37 +0000

Yo, BSG fans:

I’m watching the pilot for Caprica now, and once you get past the first 15 minutes or so, it’s actually very good. Very different from BSG, but still good. A lot of good philosophical questions, reasonably good acting, some good puling-your-heartstrings moments. Other cool things we see: a proto-cylon shooting paintballs, the cigarette smoking man from x-files (I think) wearing glasses with the corners cut off, e-paper as a realistic and neat technological device, and a surprising amount of boobs.

Charged Words | Futility Closet

sebasaurus — Wed, 13 May 2009 18:41:05 +0000

"Boston: Please cut off your battery, and let us see if we cannot work with the auroral current alone.

Portland, Maine: I have done so. Will you do the same?

Boston: I have cut my battery off and connected the line with the earth. We are working with the current from the Aurora Borealis alone. How do you receive my writing?"